[gemini--king]

oh my gawd this actually happens ??

[rapunzel-corona-lite]

girl hell yeah, I swear to god idk why they do that, they think gay people are zoo animals that strip or something 

[the-archmagister]

My face when I hit on a girl at a gay bar and she says she’s straight and so is her boyfriend and all their friends.

[jessicastam]

i love how it’s literally been a decade since this aired and it’s still so iconic 

[tapatiopapi]

“You look like Luther Van Dross” killed me then and it kills me now.

[maraud0rks]

Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏  HARRY 👏  POTTER 👏 👏 

[magnetplanet]

and judas is the demon i cling to…………………………………………………

[fartgallery]

crab doctor: youre going to feel a little pinch now

patient: ok… sorry, needles make me nervous

crab doctor [clacking claws together]: what needle

[dirtbaby2016]

whats it called when shes telling u about her day and u cant stop smiling

[asap-dumpster]

appendicitis

[banshy]

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